Super Bowl 34 - Kevin Dyson

Beer, nachos, bone crushing hits, irrational yelling at the tv, painting your chest when its -40 out. Ah yes, football gives us the perfect excuse to do nothing on Sundays, Monday Nights, and Thursdays every now and then. But why stop there? Why can't football exist 24/7? Well this is your chance to get one more yard, one more day of football as if it came straight from John Randle's mouth.