Things We'd Love to See Ocho Cinco Do

NFL players are keeping busy in a variety of ways during the lockout. Some are boxing, some are making movies, but no player is keeping busy the Chad Ochocinco way.

To begin, 85 decided to "play" soccer. Next he "conquered" bull-riding.

Recently, Cincinnati Bengal owner Mike Brown challenged Ochocinco to another unique event: snake wrangling

"Next maybe he'll be a snake wrangler and we'll watch to see if he gets bit" said Brown

Well Chad Ochocinco never backs down from a challenge. He announced he is partnering with a company called 'Snake Jungle' and will follow through with the wrangling.


So if Mike Brown can challenge Chad Ochocinco, why can't we? Hear that Chad? This is an official challenge from '5th Down and Goal to Go'. We want to see you try some (if not all of the following stunts:

1. Wrestle a Bear - snake wrangling is for wimps. We wanna see you throw the smackdown on a grizzly

2. Feed a shark bare handed - We know you can outrun a horse, but can you out swim a shark?

3. Get Lady Gaga pregnant - That would be the most entertain child / person ever, at least since Dennis Rodman

4. Climb the Eiffel Tower - No harness, no nothing. If you have sticky enough hands to catch some of the passes Carson Palmer has thrown your way, then this should be a piece of cake. Speaking of which . . .

5. Bake a cake for Ray Lewis - Bonus points for mentioning his trial

6. Sleep in a real Bengal den (with real Bengals of course) - We all know that before every home game you like to sleep at Paul Brown stadium, now we want to see you sleep in the real thing

7. Become the real life Happy Gilmore - We will allow the one exception that you are allowed to fight Drew Carey instead of Bob Barker

8. Host a game show - If Louie Anderson, Al from Home Improvement, and Carlton Banks, can all host one, why can't you?

9. Call Tom Zbikowski "Rudy" and then get into a boxing ring with him

10. Challenge Charlie Sheen to a drinking contest - Bengal blood vs. Tiger blood. Also, this must be on pay-per-view so I can watch.


Once you complete those, we'll get back at you for some more.